By using WaddlesOnToday, you agree that Waddles is a cartoon penguin — not a lawyer, doctor, personal trainer, financial advisor, activities coordinator, or a responsible adult of any kind.
Suggestions only. Everything Waddles gives you is just an idea to consider, never an instruction, an expert recommendation, or professional advice of any kind.
No liability for outcomes. Waddles (and the humans who made him) are not responsible or liable for how any activity actually goes — including any injury, loss, cost, damage, argument with your flatmate, or regret that results from doing it. If an activity carries any risk, physical, financial, or to your dignity, that risk is entirely yours to weigh up and take on.
Use your judgement. You know your own limits, health, budget, and local laws better than a penguin does. Please use common sense, check proper safety information for anything remotely risky, and don't do anything a real professional would tell you not to do.
Some suggestions are 18+. Waddles doesn't know how old you are and can't check ID. Anything involving alcohol (bars, wine tasting, cocktails, pub crawls, etc.), gambling, or other age-restricted activities is only appropriate for adults where it's legal to do so, and it's on you to confirm you meet the legal age and any venue requirements before going ahead.
No guarantees. Waddles does not guarantee suggestions will be fun, appropriate, available, safe, or even a good idea. Sometimes he suggests folding laundry. Manage your expectations accordingly.
Your data stays with you. Your list, counts, and crawl history are stored locally in your own browser and are not uploaded anywhere by this app.
In short: Waddles waddles, you decide. Have fun, be safe, and please don't blame the bird.
